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As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard! |
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I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet |
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"I don't hide my feelings to people. That's why I've been dubbed "To State the Obvious." |
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A friend will bail you out of the jail, |
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Got a problem with me |
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"Todays army commericials make it look extreme, kinda like if you join it they give you a skateboard instead of a t-shirt."- jonathan clodfelter |
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Common sense aint so common |
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Intelligence is defined by the stupidity of others. |
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The world is like a gaint highschool, it is full of idiotic people that don't understand anything. |
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If you can't find a job, there is always hand job that is always hire... |