People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Society is teeming with moronic bastards that are just waiting to swallow the minnows of a lower class whole...

-Me

Love me like there's no tomorrow
drown me in your painful sorrow
please oh please, don't fret
I know the burden of regret

I can't tell you to let her go
but you have really have to know
time makes us continue on

Why is a woman in a suit a "business person" when a man in a dress is a "transvestite"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
~Frieda Norris

You all laugh at me because Im strange.
I laugh at you all because you're so normal

Stupid people do have feelings they're just too dumb to know it

J.e.s.u.s SaVes....When [he] shops at waL*maRT

Why is it that people with bad breath always have so much to say?

-Nick Cannon (when he was younger)

Have you ever realized that if you put THE and IRS together it spells THEIRS?? coinicedence......i think not!