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Bad cop, no donut |
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“I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.†|
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" There is a big difference between hippies and tree huggers. Hippies are stoners who are all like world peace man! Tree huggers are stoned hippies with serious issues." |
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Sometimes I think I'm the only sane people left in the world. |
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DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT! |
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If barbies so popular, why do u have to buy her friends? |
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My father always said that there is no such thing as spontaneous combustion, you must set yourself on fire. I also found that other people are generally upset when I set them on fire. |
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If I told you that I know nothing, then I MUST certainly know something... since I know that I don't know anything. Right? |
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I like big butts and I cannot lie; but I like them kept inside... |
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It's better to let someone think your an idiot, then opening your mouth and proving it. |