I knew a nigga
his name is jim
i luv 2 throw tomatoes at him
tomatoes r soft & dont bruise da skin
but these f**kers do coz there still
in da tin!!!

LuV hAyZ

If barbies so popular, why do u have to buy her friends?

My father always said that there is no such thing as spontaneous combustion, you must set yourself on fire. I also found that other people are generally upset when I set them on fire.

If I told you that I know nothing, then I MUST certainly know something... since I know that I don't know anything. Right?

I like big butts and I cannot lie; but I like them kept inside...

It's better to let someone think your an idiot, then opening your mouth and proving it.

He played football and was stupid. I know he still plays football, so I assume he is still stupid.
-Elliot

" There is a big difference between hippies and tree huggers. Hippies are stoners who are all like world peace man! Tree huggers are stoned hippies with serious issues."

“I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.”
-August Srindberg

Bad cop, no donut