Support cloning? Imagine a world with another me.... You're welcome.

Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held.

We live in a society where losing your phone is more serious then losing your virginity.

There are a lot of lies going around and half of them are true.

Rumors? oh well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.

It’s not about whether you win or lose, sometimes it’s about how many pages you add to the rule book.

Laughing at your own jokes, is the greatest flattery for yourself!

I definitely won't drink responsibly.

Something is wrong when your latest love is; yourself!

People who say "no news is bad news" clearly don't watch the same news as me.