Why do we park in driveways
and drive in parkways??

Sunglasses are what to protect your head from the CIA!!!

Why is it that people with bad breath always have so much to say?

-Nick Cannon (when he was younger)

J.e.s.u.s SaVes....When [he] shops at waL*maRT

Stupid people do have feelings they're just too dumb to know it

You all laugh at me because Im strange.
I laugh at you all because you're so normal

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
~Frieda Norris

Why is a woman in a suit a "business person" when a man in a dress is a "transvestite"

Love me like there's no tomorrow
drown me in your painful sorrow
please oh please, don't fret
I know the burden of regret

I can't tell you to let her go
but you have really have to know
time makes us continue on

Society is teeming with moronic bastards that are just waiting to swallow the minnows of a lower class whole...

-Me