Society is teeming with moronic bastards that are just waiting to swallow the minnows of a lower class whole...

-Me

Love me like there's no tomorrow
drown me in your painful sorrow
please oh please, don't fret
I know the burden of regret

I can't tell you to let her go
but you have really have to know
time makes us continue on

"It's free so we might as well get our money's worth!"
(lol I said this at the nail salon a few weeks ago)

"I was not interested in religion intil I saw a car with a jesus & god bumper sticker!!!
That totally convinced me that I should belive in religion, Thank you bumper stickers!!"

Have you ever realized that if you put THE and IRS together it spells THEIRS?? coinicedence......i think not!

Why is it that people with bad breath always have so much to say?

-Nick Cannon (when he was younger)

J.e.s.u.s SaVes....When [he] shops at waL*maRT

Stupid people do have feelings they're just too dumb to know it

You all laugh at me because Im strange.
I laugh at you all because you're so normal

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
~Frieda Norris