Lionel Messi moving to PSG is the reason why I developed an unusual desire to study French again.

IF I WANTED TO HEAR AND AS* HOLE TALK ID FART!

~heard it on Mad TV~

If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you

its not mine but its funny

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..

Don't diss the dorks/geeks when your in high school........cause when you're adult, they'll probably turn out to be your boss. Remember for future reference people...........

If you're happy and you know it get outta my house...

When life gives you laxitives sneak them in preps drinks and watch and explore

IBET yout enbu cks yo uca n sti llre ad th isquo te eve n th ough itisw ritte nlik ethis. ama zingi sn' tit?

jsut wnated to mkae yoru brani wrok ;)

Blame the parents, everyone else does!