I don't know why, but when people continuously say the word 'like' in the middle of all their sentences it really gets me. Sometimes it's so bad that I want to lean over and punch them in the forehead. You know?

Him: I dunno why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.

Her: You wear pants don't you?

hahahah!

You're the reason why people were born with middle fingers.

Some people just give off that seriously creepy feeling that makes the hairs on your neck stand up on end, shrivel up, and then fall off.

F*c* disturbed I'll show you how to get down with the sickness

Teacher: We should hide all of the toilet paper and bread thats in food lion. Wed have our whole town going crazy.
Me & Friend: Can we sit with you in the parking lot & laugh with you?
Teacher: As long as you help me hide all of the stuff.

Sometimes you may feel like a big rock at the bottom of a lake. No one knows where you came from... but then again no one really cares because you are just some big stupid rock at the bottom of a lake.

What would Scooby do?

There are three types of people on earth.....those who can count and those who cant.

Below the Mason-Dixon line we're all a little south of sanity.