Dont drink and drive somke and fly

Wise people talk because they have something to say, Foolish people talk because they have to say something.

The Only Reason I Was Talking Behind Your Back Was Because You Wasn't There

Blones are pretty
red heads are smart
but it takes a brunette
to steal your heart

Money is what makes the world go 'round.

"cock fighting"
are there any more people out there who find this expression highly amusing?

I used to be a schizophrenic but were alright now

Whoever said nothing was impossible abviously never tried slamming a revolving door!

I'm a palm reader. *gasp* you're gonna die, but don't worry, you'll live through it.

You may be 333 (half evil)
Or you could be 666 (evil)
But i'm 121212 (I make saten piss himself)