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Why is it the black men are always in jail, thats so racist....they should all be like the white men. |
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Save the fights for at home boys. That's what rolling pins are for. |
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Hello mysterious man in the suspicious black van. What's that? Free Candy? Why didn't you say so? Of course I'll come in! |
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"Men dispose their income to secure the future, women dispose their income to secure their future." |
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It's strange, you stand in the middle of a library and yell 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in. |
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If there are social butterflies and social retards, what happens when you put a retard and a butterfly in the same room? |
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They find me innocent and when I try to stay innocent they call me ignorant... |
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Of course I drove off. He was probably dead, anyway. |
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Rule #1: a guy hits a girl, he's dead. rule#2: a guy trashes a girl, he obviously has no balls to trash a real man, cuz he isnt one |
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Your bitter tongue surely spoils your pretty face! |