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If handicapped bathrooms are for people who can't walk, |
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Why do people call it an ATM Machine, but know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? |
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Is it wrong to feed a pig bacon? ;) |
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Why can people have naked statues outside, but people can't run outside naked? |
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Who was the first person to say " see that chicken oever there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its a s s." |
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? |
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. |
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Bad cop! - No donut! |
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Ass, gas, or grass, |
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An athiest is a man who has no invisible means of support. |