The shallowness of a synthetic nature only deepens the oceans of stupidity and ignorance...congratulations on drowning yourself in the Pacific Ocean of idiocy.

//Ari\\

Friends donnt let friends drive Ford..

If i'd killed you when I'd wanted to, I'd be out of jail right now.

Life's too short..Is this what a 100 years old man says???

Versace was only made for the rich
Then who is made for US?????

Procrastination is like masterbation, it's only fun until you realize you've screwed yourself!

G _ F _ c k Y_ _ r s _ l f

Would you like to buy a vowel?

U know ur a redneck if ur wife has to spray u with a waterhose before she lets u in the house

If u're caught antique shopping on the day of the big game, u're eigther gay or married

If know how to ballroom dance, u're either gay of married