When a man discovered milk came from cows,
what did he think he was doing?

If u chock a smurf what color does it turn??

If the 7 11 is open 24/7 365 days a year y does it have locks on the door??
for the leap day every 7 years??

Y do they put braille on the keypad of a drive up ATM??

The shallowness of a synthetic nature only deepens the oceans of stupidity and ignorance...congratulations on drowning yourself in the Pacific Ocean of idiocy.

//Ari\\

As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard!

I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet

"I don't hide my feelings to people. That's why I've been dubbed "To State the Obvious."

A friend will bail you out of the jail,
A Best friend is the one who sititng besides you saying...." DAMN THAT WAS FUN!!!"

Got a problem with me
SOLVE IT
Think I'm trippin
TIE MY SHOEs
Can't stand me
SIT DOWN
Can't face me
TURN AROUND