My parents said I could be anything, So I became a Lesbian

Y do they put braille on the keypad of a drive up ATM??

If the 7 11 is open 24/7 365 days a year y does it have locks on the door??
for the leap day every 7 years??

If u chock a smurf what color does it turn??

Why are you here?

Note to Self:
Don't eat pink insulation. It's not cotton candy...

Stop dressing like me!
Uh...I dont dress like you...
Ya...well, you would if you could dress cool...

By being a non conformist,
You are actually conforming to
The conformity of non conformist-ism.

^Think about it.

I'm not anti-social, society is anti-me.

I fear no man.......I got a gun!