I don't have rude manners, you just piss me off!

Here's your brain and use it!

You expect too much of me!

Politicians are the best retailers .

If I told you that I know nothing, then I MUST certainly know something... since I know that I don't know anything. Right?

I like big butts and I cannot lie; but I like them kept inside...

No officer, there's no blood in my alcohol system

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers???

Well if god was a girl chocolate would be slimming and men would like housework

In life...the men get the girls..and the boys get the women...