Hey, I have the same locker combo as you, except with different numbers!

Lol, my friend said this to me the other day when I was trying to open my locker.

You're such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship with only one life jacket, I'd miss you lots and think of you often.

My father always said that there is no such thing as spontaneous combustion, you must set yourself on fire. I also found that other people are generally upset when I set them on fire.

If barbies so popular, why do u have to buy her friends?

I got drunk at a klingon party.
-David

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!

Sometimes I think I'm the only sane people left in the world.

~*~It's not illegal until you get caught!!!!~*~

You laugh at me Becuase I look funny
I laugh at you becuase your all the same

GOD PUT ME ON EARTH
TO ACCOMPLISH A
CERTAIN NUMBER OF
THINGS,RIGHT NOW
IAM SO FAR BEHIND!
I WILL NEVER DIE!