Stop dressing like me!
Uh...I dont dress like you...
Ya...well, you would if you could dress cool...

By being a non conformist,
You are actually conforming to
The conformity of non conformist-ism.

^Think about it.

I'm not anti-social, society is anti-me.

I fear no man.......I got a gun!

Its all fun and games........until the cops show up.....

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"

-Dean Martin-

Dance to the music can you stay with me girl ha you cant dance as fast as me ohh girl i'm getting to you

Men are six times more likely to get struck by lightning than women..

hahaha.. thats hilarious.

If you think that something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room

I would like to help you out,
which way did you come in?