Its all fun and games........until the cops show up.....

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"

-Dean Martin-

Dance to the music can you stay with me girl ha you cant dance as fast as me ohh girl i'm getting to you

Men are six times more likely to get struck by lightning than women..

hahaha.. thats hilarious.

If you think that something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room

I would like to help you out,
which way did you come in?

Crime, s e x, alcohol and drugs
Boy, do I love congress!

If blind people where sunglasses,
why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

When a man discovered milk came from cows,
what did he think he was doing?

An athiest is a man who has no invisible means of support.