If you think that something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room

I would like to help you out,
which way did you come in?

Crime, s e x, alcohol and drugs
Boy, do I love congress!

If blind people where sunglasses,
why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

When a man discovered milk came from cows,
what did he think he was doing?

An athiest is a man who has no invisible means of support.

Ass, gas, or grass,
no one rides for free

Bad cop! - No donut!

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?