Funny Quotes About Society

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  • Zack... u have to zap KK's talking ablity... And Make it soon she is srewing up her words....
    lol me ,other friends and zack

    by KK
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  • Be afraid. someone who bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die is one strong biotch and she will hurt you.

    Kristy Green
    Copyright ©2005

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  • I hope your face came with a receipt!

    by Jessica
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  • Dont open your mind too much it might fall out!

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  • WHY IS IT THAT....

    TRAIN ENGINER'S CAN WALK ON THE TRACKS BUT WE CAN'T.

    BY
    XXX your guardian angelxxx

    by JoJo
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  • No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.[...] I feel like the maid "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes"

    -The Incredibles

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  • Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cuz you were getting stonned. He'll understand.
    [r-e-s-p-o-n-s-a-b-i-l-i-t-y]
    my anti_drug

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  • A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

    ladies, this is not an insult, just a helpful note on the divine secret of men.

    by Timothy
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  • Reminder: Hating ME won't make YOU pretty!

    © x-Twinkle-x

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  • "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party!"
    **ron white- b.c.c.t. rides again**

    sorry- it's not original, but i had to put it on- i love it!

    by Jolene
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