If blind people where sunglasses,
why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

Why can people have naked statues outside, but people can't run outside naked?

Is it wrong to feed a pig bacon? ;)

I'm not shy....I'm just trying to ignore all the stupid people.

Take away the right to say "f**k" and you take away the right to say "f**k the government!".

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

I'm not always right
but I'm never wrong

A desturbing new study shows that studies are desturbing....- Elen Degneres

I'm not a b i t c h
I'm just meaner than you

kristy green copyright 2005

If handicapped bathrooms are for people who can't walk,
then why do they put them at the end of the bathroom?