Funny Quotes About Society

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  • Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
    --Steven Wright

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  • Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
    --Mark Twain

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  • I never thought I'd have the mind and heart, that i hate you and don't even Start!

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  • "there are many things in the world to look forward to I'm just not looking forward to seeing you"

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  • "need another xanax,no make that two!"
    Anthony Q.

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  • My Homie.. Is A Hobo.

    by Bri
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  • Train owners in the 1800s were very bad people so that they could get much coal every Christmas.

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  • MAKE WAR NOT LOVE BECUASE ITS SAFER

    by jodie
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  • When i get depressed i eat
    when i get hungry i get depressed

    by rene
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  • Its hard to believe that a man is telling you the truth when you know that you would lie too if you were in his place.

    by crystal
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