Ass, gas, or grass,
no one rides for free

If handicapped bathrooms are for people who can't walk,
then why do they put them at the end of the bathroom?

I'm not a b i t c h
I'm just meaner than you

kristy green copyright 2005

I'm not racist, I just hate everyone equally :)

"If Right is Might, what is Left?"

(In case you don't get it, read The Once and Future King by T. H. White.)

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad.. I feel even better!!

I'm not shy....I'm just trying to ignore all the stupid people.

Take away the right to say "f**k" and you take away the right to say "f**k the government!".

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

I'm not always right
but I'm never wrong