Well dip me in chocolate and call me an oreo.

The monkey dances while the organ grinder plays his organ. Dance monkey, dance!

Heyy kids;
Guess what!
Its not the 70s.
&you are not at a disco.

Never trust what a man says when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

!FEED THE MODELS! -Thornton

I'm not racist, I just hate everyone equally :)

"If Right is Might, what is Left?"

(In case you don't get it, read The Once and Future King by T. H. White.)

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad.. I feel even better!!

I'm not shy....I'm just trying to ignore all the stupid people.

Take away the right to say "f**k" and you take away the right to say "f**k the government!".