“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy!”

I'm not an alcholic acholics go to meetings

(My mom told me this one lol)

Bed's are dangerous, i know, i've been in one....

Real eyes ,realize , real liez

You know the world is crazy
when the best rapper is a white guy
the best golfer is a black guy
the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese
& the three most powerful men in the
world are named \'bush\' \'d.i.c.k\' & \'colon\'

The Tree Outside Looks Lonely.. I'm Going Outside To Give It A Hug!!

I want to be stereotyped as an individual.

For All You Blondes That Think Your It Compared To This Brunette Your Nothing But Shit

* Can I Quickly Say, My Best Friend Is Blonde.... So No Offence*

If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.