Love is like Heaven but hurts like Hell!!

Roses r red vilots r blue im in love but not wit u u used me just to get laid guess wat playa u just got played

Women should not be given nametags. I walked into Walmart once and began to talk to a lady about finding something and looked at her tag to address her when she thought i was looking and slapped me.

Some girls in high school treat guys like clothes.....they try on so many until they find the one they want.

Yellow metal make white men crazy

China is a big country with a lot of chinese people living there.

--Charles De Gaulle (a FRENCH President...that tells us what??)

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest

2 Rongs Dnt Make A Rite... but It Duz Make It Even!!! :P

All i ask for is chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

~unknown