Your just all jock and no strap!

I used to have super human powers, but then my therapist took them away...

If rumors were drugs, then the world would be high.

You wanna hear the biggest oxymoron ever!?! It's only two words.....rap music.

SALESMAN PROVERB:

Give a man a fish, that man knows where to come for fish,

Teach a man to fish, you just destroyed your market-base

I'm not always right
but I'm never wrong

Kenneth Lay is dead: ex-employees may feel cheated he never went to jail, but at least they can be safe in the knowledge he's getting screwed just as hard by Satan as Lay screwed them!

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.

~*Diamonds ARE NOT a girls Best Friend...MIDOL is!!*~

~If GuYs HaD tHeIr PeRiOd ThEy WoUlD bRaGiNg AbOuT tHe SIzE oF tHeIr PaD!!!