Sex is good, sex is great, so why do you still masturbate?

¿Cuántos personajes caben en un huevo?
Dos, CLARA Y YEMA.

I got 25 to life for being so damn sexy
i got another 25 for cheated on my girl

You is so black and your teeth is so yellow when you are smiling you look like the pittsburgh steelers helmet

You is like a library open to the public

You is like a golf course everybody gets a hole in one

I'm not an alcholic acholics go to meetings

(My mom told me this one lol)

Bed's are dangerous, i know, i've been in one....

Real eyes ,realize , real liez

You know the world is crazy
when the best rapper is a white guy
the best golfer is a black guy
the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese
& the three most powerful men in the
world are named \'bush\' \'d.i.c.k\' & \'colon\'