Funny Quotes About Society

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  • Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
    --Steven Wright

    by Fighter (Ariane L.)
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  • Computers are like people, using a hammer does not fix them.

    by Elliott Lica
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  • There r three kinds of poeple in the world,those who can count and those who can't

    by evil roses
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  • When i do pushups, im not lifting myself, im pushing the earth down..

    by Zainul
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  • I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

    by Mister 47
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  • "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency."

    Hehe!

    by XxAllia RaynexX
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  • The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face".

    not mine, but it's hilarious!

    by Just Keara
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  • 1 tequila
    2 tequila
    3 tequila
    more
    5 tequila
    6 tequila
    7 tequila
    floor!

    by Jo
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  • You think I'm weird?

    ...Imagine what I think about you.

    by Sheree Speaks
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  • Call me a nerd....

    I'll be your boss in ten years.

    by Just Keara
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