Well dip me in chocolate and call me an oreo.

Call me a nerd....

I'll be your boss in ten years.

So....im a b.itch?
well a b.itch is a female dog
and a dog barks
and bark comes from a tree
and trees are part of nature
and nature is beautiful
so thanks for the compliment.

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
more
5 tequila
6 tequila
7 tequila
floor!

a wise man once said
"i dont know, ask a woman"

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
--Steven Wright

Without these blonde moments,
life would be so dull

"Matter always takes the path of least resistence. So all matter, including humans, are fundamentally lazy. Matter will take every other path before deciding the right one, so all matter, including humans, is fundamentally retarded..."

Fighting for peace is like fu.cking for virginity

Facebook Stalking:
Because I'm to lazy to actually stalk you