Bumper sticker: I may drive slow, but I'm still ahead of you

Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

Ashes to ashes , dust to dust , lifee is too short , so par - tay we must . ;] .

Roses r red vilots r blue im in love but not wit u u used me just to get laid guess wat playa u just got played

There is a copple of reasons why I go to Walmart
#1) to throw random things into nieghboring isles. #2) to run up to randome people and say I havent seen you in a long time. and see if they play along to avoid embarecment.

When i do pushups, im not lifting myself, im pushing the earth down..

It's like the world is your ice cream cone,
It looks pretty nice and delicious on the outside,
But then it starts to melt and get clingy and sticky.

Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cuz you were getting stonned. He'll understand.
[r-e-s-p-o-n-s-a-b-i-l-i-t-y]
my anti_drug

I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with sticks.

You know the world is crazy
when the best rapper is a white guy
the best golfer is a black guy
the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese
& the three most powerful men in the
world are named \'bush\' \'d.i.c.k\' & \'colon\'