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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. |
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Somebody said "what's yours is mine and what's mine is yours" i say what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine |
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They say the magican Hudini was good at making things dissaper. Well i can tell you this no one is better at making things dissaper than the canadian libreal party. they make your money dissaper like that. rember to look in there wallets |
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If dancing were any eaisier, it would be called football. |
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Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them |
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My god have mercy on my enemies cuz i sure as hell wont |
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The real trouble with my sarcasm, is that half the time when people think I'm being sarcastic, I'm actually being quite sincere. |
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Some mistakes are too fun to only make once |
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THE ECONOMY IS SOO BAD, THAT MADONNA ADOPTED A CHILD FROM THE UNITED STATES ****snare drum noise**** |
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You laugh at me Becuase I look funny |