Funny Quotes About Society

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  • Him: I dunno why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.

    Her: You wear pants don't you?

    hahahah!

    by Captivat3d
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  • "Too many people spend money they don't have, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like."~Will Smith

    by DeepSoul
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  • You have the right to remain silent, Anything you say will be misquoted, Then used against you.

    ~Didn't write but i thought it was funny.~

    by FarFromHome
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  • "you want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?!" --Michelangelo, 1566

    by Mike
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  • 1 tube of Vaseline: $3.00
    1 box of condoms: $12.00
    3 Gay porn magazines: $11.00
    Making your parents think your brother is gay: PRICELESS.

    by Robin Le Monstre
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  • There's nothing strange about insanity, it's very natural.

    by Nick who Plays Pool
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  • "Scientists tell us we only use 5% of our brains. But if they used only 5% of their brains to reach that conclusion, then why should we believe them?"

    -Joseph Palm

    by Kat
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  • You know the world is crazy
    when the best rapper is a white guy
    the best golfer is a black guy
    the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese
    & the three most powerful men in the
    world are named \'bush\' \'d.i.c.k\' & \'colon\'

    by Tiana aka Lil T
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  • Real eyes ,realize , real liez

    by Angelica
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  • Contrary to popular belief, Gods last name is not "Damnit!"

    by James
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