Be thankful that the world sucks... otherwise we would all fall off

Bad cop, no donut

She got her good looks from her father;
He's a plastic surgeon

I use to care, but now I take medication for that.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...

Would a black man ever become president?

They said "only when pigs fly"

100 days in to Obama's presidency...

Swine Flu

Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Think im trippin? Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Can't face me? Turn the F.U.C.K around!

haha
i love thisssss
thanx ashley!!! =o]

Note to Self:
Don't eat pink insulation. It's not cotton candy...

If I Had A Brain
I Would Be Dangerous