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Randomness makes the world go round!! |
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Youre only as old as the woman you feel |
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I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants." |
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Don't you just hate it when some people asks you: |
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I would love to marry you right away……so what was your name again? |
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If rumors were drugs, then the world would be high. |
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Guns don't kill people, vice presidents do |
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If a**h0les could fly, this place would be an airport. |
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Guys are like rollarcoasters... they're either a great time or they make you sick!! |
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The world just keeps getting dumber... |