It's about time we've added some color to the white house!

NASA spend over a million dollars on a pen that works in outer space while Russia just takes paper and pencil
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this is a true story

Why do ppl look at me like im stupid just because i like to express my feelings by makin weird noises and faces?
They need to get over theirselve, cuz they just jealous of us ppl like that cuz we r WAY cooler than them!
hahaha

Bush says we'll go back to the moon by 2020. Why don't we just send him there now?

--My American cousin

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"

-Dean Martin-

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

You're such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship with only one life jacket, I'd miss you lots and think of you often.

The reason God made Bush president was to show to the world, that he could actually put an idiot in power.

Always remember....Amateurs built the arc, professionals built the Titanic.

I think someone's a few fries short of a happy meal....