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I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants." |
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If rumors were drugs, then the world would be high. |
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Take free online classes to help you kick your Internet addiction problem. |
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Awkward situation #1: You burst out laughing at an inside joke that was formed days earlier, then feel obligated to explain it to those around you. Nobody laughs. |
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The world just keeps getting dumber... |
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I would love to marry you right away……so what was your name again? |
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Guys are like rollarcoasters... they're either a great time or they make you sick!! |
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DON'T HIT KIDS!!! no really they have guns now |
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Don't you just hate it when some people asks you: |
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I'd like to see the world from your point of view but sadly my head doesnt fit that far up my Backside... |