First God made men.
Then he had a better idea.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"

-Dean Martin-

Practice make's perfect but nobody's perfect....soo why practice ??

Always remember....Amateurs built the arc, professionals built the Titanic.

You laugh because im different i laugh bcause your stupid

-*Rhys-*

Personally it's not God I dislike, it's his fan club I can't stand.

~Agent Orange

I rather be
smok'in hot
then hang with you
and be
smok'in pot

Ive used up all of my sick days so im calling in DEAD!

Goths are depressed vampires who have sex with animals.
- Kevin Murray

"Don't worry about being fat. You're skinny on the inside"