Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

How boring this life would be, if we always did what we’re “supposed” to

They say that behind every successful man stands a woman, but perhaps it's that in front of every woman is a man that's in the way

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

" There is a big difference between hippies and tree huggers. Hippies are stoners who are all like world peace man! Tree huggers are stoned hippies with serious issues."

You all laugh at me because Im strange.
I laugh at you all because you're so normal

Why is it that The KKK can exist and meet legally, but it's against the law to marry a same-sex partner? Love is sexless as well as colorless.

The monkey dances while the organ grinder plays his organ. Dance monkey, dance!

Your so stupid you asked for a refund for the jigsaw puzzle you bought.....which you thought was broken

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest