Awww hunny
its so cute that you think i care
and yet every time i see you i can't help but laugh at your
Stupidity

You all laugh at me because Im strange.
I laugh at you all because you're so normal

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

" There is a big difference between hippies and tree huggers. Hippies are stoners who are all like world peace man! Tree huggers are stoned hippies with serious issues."

Ive used up all of my sick days so im calling in DEAD!

Goths are depressed vampires who have sex with animals.
- Kevin Murray

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

Quitting smoking is easy... ive done it thousands of times...

Who was the first person to say " see that chicken oever there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its a s s."

Bed's are dangerous, i know, i've been in one....