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Of course I drove off. He was probably dead, anyway. |
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Trying to convince a woman that she's wrong is like trying to convince her that Titanic and the Notebook were not sad movies. |
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Society sucks, don't go anywhere its only a waste of time and money...unless its free. |
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I'm not a b i t c h |
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Your so stupid you asked for a refund for the jigsaw puzzle you bought.....which you thought was broken |
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IBET yout enbu cks yo uca n sti llre ad th isquo te eve n th ough itisw ritte nlik ethis. ama zingi sn' tit? |
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I am not, I repeat NOT, a Nazi baby. I have green eyes thank you very much. I'm Irish. With German features.... |
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Who was the first person to say " see that chicken oever there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its a s s." |
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In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some. |
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He who laughs last, thinks the slowest |