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Who ever said love was forever, didnt know about Jennifer Lopez. |
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Why is it that The KKK can exist and meet legally, but it's against the law to marry a same-sex partner? Love is sexless as well as colorless. |
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The only guy you should cry over is George Bush. |
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"Don't worry about being fat. You're skinny on the inside" |
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I used to be a schizophrenic but were alright now |
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How boring this life would be, if we always did what we’re “supposed†to |
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I rather be |
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Don't interrupt me while I'm talking to myself! |
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When I see someone having an embarrasing clumsy moment I laugh, not because I find it humourous, but because it reminds me of myself. |
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Personally it's not God I dislike, it's his fan club I can't stand. |