Funny Quotes About Society

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  • Your so stupid you asked for a refund for the jigsaw puzzle you bought.....which you thought was broken

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  • He who laughs last, thinks the slowest

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  • I am not, I repeat NOT, a Nazi baby. I have green eyes thank you very much. I'm Irish. With German features....

    Dammit.

    They're still green though!!!

    by Annie
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  • "It's free so we might as well get our money's worth!"
    (lol I said this at the nail salon a few weeks ago)

    by Lauren
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  • There are two things that a woman cannot avoid, crying and buying shoes.

    by Emilie
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  • The monkey dances while the organ grinder plays his organ. Dance monkey, dance!

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  • When some people really care about humanity, they get called crazy or wackos. When a dictator shows up, the rest of the world shits in its pants. Well maybe some humans do deserve dictators, because they never appreciate the good people.

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  • I'm not a b i t c h
    I'm just meaner than you

    kristy green copyright 2005

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  • Apple is genius they did the ipod, ihome, ipad, iphone but my most favorite is the idontcare.

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  • If life is so hard like peole say we should all wear helments

    by MyMuse
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