GOD PUT ME ON EARTH
TO ACCOMPLISH A
CERTAIN NUMBER OF
THINGS,RIGHT NOW
IAM SO FAR BEHIND!
I WILL NEVER DIE!

Blones are pretty
red heads are smart
but it takes a brunette
to steal your heart

Y do they put braille on the keypad of a drive up ATM??

BRUNETTE: i was listening to eminem last night.

BLONDE: you were listening to CANDY?!?:O

ahahah

Heheh! do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

You can't buy paintence at Walmart, but you sure as heck can gain it in their checkout line.

Reminder: Hating ME won't make YOU pretty!

© x-Twinkle-x

If Barbie is so poular.... why do you have to buy all her friends???

What?
i do stay in shape!
round IS a shape!

haha :D

Side-bangs, eye-liner, trendy music and a curiously attained obsession with dinasours/guns does not make up for lack of personality.