Funny Quotes About Society

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  • Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
    --Steven Wright

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  • 1 tequila
    2 tequila
    3 tequila
    more
    5 tequila
    6 tequila
    7 tequila
    floor!

    by Jo
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  • You look the way you feel. So always feel beautiful. =)

    by Alex
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  • Why do we park in driveways
    and drive in parkways??

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  • Remember me for who i am, not for wat ive done
    Remember me for what i have meant, not for wat ive said

    by alyssa
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  • Guys are always looking for a girl with a coke bottle figure, too bad most women have more of the coke can figure LOL

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  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be misquoted and used against you.

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  • A friend will bail you out of the jail,
    A Best friend is the one who sititng besides you saying...." DAMN THAT WAS FUN!!!"

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  • Don't you love it how nature activists, against cutting down trees to make paper, create their picket signs with cardboard or paper posters?

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  • If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter..

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