The Only Reason I Was Talking Behind Your Back Was Because You Wasn't There

Why are freeways really expensive to build and highways really close to the ground?

again, from my friend Stephen

There is a copple of reasons why I go to Walmart
#1) to throw random things into nieghboring isles. #2) to run up to randome people and say I havent seen you in a long time. and see if they play along to avoid embarecment.

a wise man once said
"i dont know, ask a woman"

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

When i do pushups, im not lifting myself, im pushing the earth down..

Smile if youre not wearing your undies :]

My father always said that there is no such thing as spontaneous combustion, you must set yourself on fire. I also found that other people are generally upset when I set them on fire.

Sometimes I think I'm the only sane people left in the world.

~*~It's not illegal until you get caught!!!!~*~