You look the way you feel. So always feel beautiful. =)

So....im a b.itch?
well a b.itch is a female dog
and a dog barks
and bark comes from a tree
and trees are part of nature
and nature is beautiful
so thanks for the compliment.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
--Steven Wright

When i do pushups, im not lifting myself, im pushing the earth down..

Smile if youre not wearing your undies :]

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

The Only Reason I Was Talking Behind Your Back Was Because You Wasn't There

Don't you love it how nature activists, against cutting down trees to make paper, create their picket signs with cardboard or paper posters?

Bumper sticker: I may drive slow, but I'm still ahead of you

I'm not always right
but I'm never wrong