Alpha Kenny One

Say it really fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U said it not me!!!!!

Try saying this five times fast:
Jerky Turkey Chicken Sandwich

Haha you tripped over your words

I know you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Memorise this and then say it without looking.

one smart man, he felt smart.
two smart men, they both felt smart,
three smart men they all felt smart and they all felt smart togeth

Boys are like roses
watch out for the prick

Say this 5 times fast, its fun!

Chester Cheetah Chewed A Chunk of Cheap Cheddar Cheese

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Say this 5 times fast, its fun!

Mommy Made Me Mash My M & M's

We had to sing this for a warm up in chorus.

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Say this really fast...it can also be used as a warm-up for singing!

Sally Saw Sylvestor stacking silver CD's side by side.

I did not make this up, we sing it in chior and I like it! Tell me what u think!!

Friend: A jar of body paint would make a good gift.
Me: lol, yeah i used to have a jar of that once... dunno why o.O
Friend: Did you use it?
Me: Yeah, on some broad.
Me: BREAD! I MEAN BREAD!

I dare all of you to say the following ten times fast... it is absolutely impossible.... TRY IT!

**Toy boat**