If you put hope in the eyes of a desperate man he will follow you long after his dying breath.

If your lies run deep, so too will be the walls of your grave.

Beauty is a walking treasure map that you can only catch with quicksand shoes.

One who agrees with everything you say, is boring!

Some people are excellent at creating their own failures, while selflessly attributing their work to others.

The recipe for disaster was written long before you were born.

If loving is hard, you may be in the wrong yard!

Buy someone a tractor, and they will clear the snow from your driveway, buy your sweetheart a new Van, you may never see them again.

They say that many a truth is said in a jest; be careful with your secrets, keep them close to your vest.

"i don't lie, i just redefine the boundaries of my promise time to time"