WHAT IS A WOMAN?

by CRAFTY KEN   May 27, 2018


WHAT IS A WOMAN?

Is there a simple answer like; she walks, talks, and gawks? A mouth with two feet, who loves to eat? Curves, this way, and that, who is terrified about getting fat? She can can melt butter with her captivating stare, she is constantly bewitched with much special care for her hair.

Take her out to eat, but when she raises the fork to her mouth, and she sees your stare, her appetite quickly goes south. At home, it’s where are my chocalates and my pretty little kitty. She always likes to have another couple to dine with, for some strange reason, women can’t go to the toilet alone, but with a few drinks, she will croon, and sing you a song.

She knows men very well, she is gifted, can read their minds, the jerks, the clowns, the ringers, and the marrying kind. She is not fooled by their cunning words of care, she knows that all they desire is to see her in underwear. She contains a special magnetism, for one who is loved by her, she can exert a serpent’s hypnotism, then wave goodbye to your single living.

Author Ken
May 27, 2018

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  • 1 year ago

    by Ben Pickard

    Perfectly put, Ken! Very good.

    • 1 year ago

      by CRAFTY KEN

      Thanks Ben, I took a big risk with this write!

  • 1 year ago

    by Em (marmite)

    This is me down to a t...now I have a question have you been spying on me??? Haha great write.

    • 1 year ago

      by CRAFTY KEN

      Your funny Em, by the way, did you forget to close the blinds last night?

  • 1 year ago

    by Milly Hayward

    I liked this very much Ken. I think you have some very valid observations there lol. I do like the quirkiness of your pieces. Take care. Milly x

    • 1 year ago

      by CRAFTY KEN

      Thanks for that Milly, after the write, I thought it may be a turn off for some as my wife didn't really get a laugh from it. My focus as you said included some facts and humor mixed.

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