I did not ask her to clean my room, she ended up massaging me.

Misery is a state of mind.

Why suffer? Just go on a safari.

She told me am the Best Cartoonist, I told her she has very good taste.

Of course, Achievement gives Joy and Excitement! But when Need is overtaken by Greed, to Misery this will lead!

“You're my Star, a stargazer too,
and I wish that I were Heaven,
with a billion eyes to look at you!”
-Plato

“There is nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit. There’s no prosthetic for that.“
- Lt. Col. Frank Slade (Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman)

“I’m dope
But on the humble, I’m a good dude
Don’t short change me.”
-Method Man

Returned the engagement ring that I guess was never mine.
And found my mothers wedding band- it’s in my index finger and it looks just fine

Putting words into other people's mouths tells us more about you than about them.