The mind is merely a playground to play until we return back to class when the bells start ringing.

She will never love you like I do..

Lighten up on the cologne bro. You want the girls to barely get a hint then ask to lean in. Not smell you from the parking lot.

Telling someone no doesn't mean, "I don't love you". It means, " Because I love you, you can".

I've littered the streets of my mind by tossing out cigarettes while parked at the stoplight of my fears.

Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.

Fcuk her so hard you have to get her a "get well soon" card.

So you love a gay guy who likes a straight guy who loves a lesbian girl who is crazy for her straight friend? Well that's not a love triangle that's a fcuking polygon!

Love
I have no word for love. I can't talk about love. I never want to think about love. i want distract love from me.
who know It may already distract.

Why don't you make like a tree and use photosynthesis to turn sunlight into energy, then use that energy to fcuk off.