Chocolate makes the world go round, around the waistline.

The girlfriend pisses me off so much, I wanna grow old with her just to watch her die.

I wonder if people who decide to try crack saw a crackhead and thought, yeah that.

When their bodies are mostly made of plastic , they had hearts of stone

Whoever said that change is as good as a holiday either A: has never been on holiday, or B: needs to change his/her medication :-P

I have everything i ever wanted, i dont have to worry about anything... and im still not happy

Women real beauty for me is when she just get up from bed without make up.

Okay, I am bored
Can't count sheep
They climbed mountain steep
When I fell asleep.

Writing our quotes is like quoting our subconscious... rather than our words, yes or not?

Give me time and I give you just that