Funny Poems Using Slang Words

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  • Bam! (2)

    by Bridget

    BAM!
    There goes Jam...

  • There she was

    by mummy

    There she was just singing in the rain saying I'm...
    me and my ex wrote this when we were 13 so don't...

  • Boo-Boo (1)

    by Drea

    I have a couple Boo-Boos,
    to many I almost forget...

  • What about me Jenipher? (3)

    by Ashlee Nicole

    You say you miss her but what about me!
    Aint I as important, as Sara Could be...

  • Im Mrs. Dr.Suess (3)

    by Jessica

    I'm glad I'm a woman -Yes I am, yes I am.
    I don't live on Budweiser, Beer nuts and Spam...

  • A fukin funny poem by a close mate LoL (1)

    by |[ThUg AnGeL 4LyF]|

    ~*Now i dont no bout choo, but i would like 2 get...
    All those hunniez, while im chillin by da coola...

  • A niGht of ChaT

    by highschoolgirl

    Here I am making poems
    Feeling at home, but I am home...

  • Redneck Life (20)

    by DestinyAwaits

    Before you read this, it may offend you. And if it...
    Written by Melissa (half black), Annabelle...

  • Wacky

    by Jacklyn

    I was told to write a wacky poem,
    But that’s one thing I don’t know...

  • Joke

    by mummy

    This is just a joke i heard i thought it was funny...
    2 tampons walking down the road...

  • Delicious

    by Easily4Gottn

    M&M's, Skittles, caramel Twix's,
    100 Grande, Hershey's Kisses...

  • I Can't Stand Them (3)

    by Lauraballz

    If there's one thing,
    That I cannot stand...