Funny Poems Using Slang Words

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  • Redneck Life (20)

    by DestinyAwaits

    Before you read this, it may offend you. And if it...
    Written by Melissa (half black), Annabelle...

  • I'll be a vampire (15) 1

    by Everlasting

    Like birds that soar in search for food
    I'll spread my wings in search for blood...

  • BOB my turtle (14)

    by ~*Monkey See~*~Monkey Do*~

    I bought a turtle
    I named my turtle bob...

  • Don't Got A Gal (14)

    by The Undoing

    Alrighty, I wrote myself a country song! I have...

  • Daddy - silly poem (14)

    by Amanda

    U say i'm ur little princess,
    maybe I am, maybe not...

  • Im A Wansta (13)

    by Tara

    Yo I'm a WANGSTA
    ya no...Ur white but...

  • Yo (13)

    by Spongebob

    A a a a a a a a a a a a a a
    By Ed...

  • Myspace Is Gay (13)

    by Shatter

    I Pledge allegiance
    To the website...

  • How a 7 year old explains sex (12)

    by Dreaming of Screaming

    HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX
    Body: Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other...

  • Boiz (11)

    by LaDy eL LiViN iT SiNGLE

    THIS ONE IS TO ALL THE BOYS THAT THINK THEY'RE TOO...
    Boys are so cute...

  • Ol' Blighty (11)

    by Daniel

    The sun shines down upon my head
    I'd much rather be in bed...

  • Fame In Da Game (10)

    by Bredada

    You Win some
    You loose some...