Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • Life is a game , in everyway , in every shape, and form ... but a guy is all but one an idiot

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  • Don't forget my my NAME
    forget my GAME.
    Cause yo MAN
    Could be my next MAIN THANG!!!!!!!

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  • Some call it love

    i call it hell

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  • Roll roll roll ya joint.
    Gently down the line.
    Take a tok inhale dat smoke,
    and blow ya frigin mind

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  • My man is...
    hot...
    cute...
    funny...
    smart...
    cool...
    and...

    I have never met him...

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  • "wake me up... before you GO GO!"

    lol

    -Artist

    by alexis
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  • Guys insults they dont bother me i find them whether killing

    by nicole
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  • When a guy ask 4 ya # just say it's easy 2 remember it's 7 digits and walk away...

    (lol i made this up cuz i said it one day...)

    by lindsey
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  • You THink YouZa PiMp
    With Your CheeSy AzZ Limp
    But You Aint Nothin Butta W.I.M.P

    by Morgan
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  • YoU ThInK YoUrE ThE BoMb?
    YoU ThInK YoUr It?
    ...mMm...HoNeY,ThInK TwIcE
    CaUsE CoMpArEd Ta Me
    ~YOU AINT SHIT~

    by Morgan
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